I am THE chatelaine of decorum. At ease in the kitchen... sewing. gardening....... building furniture and flying jet planes. You name it..... I've done it. I have brains coming out my ass........ looks to die for........ a body that shames the Goddesses and nymphs of Aphroditie. I am way too good for you.... but would enjoy the opportunity to watch you grovel. I like things straight and clean...... no dirty stuff.... if you try to fuck with me,you'll end up as swiss cheese on rye with a Bernaise sauce that will make you shit for weeks. So be polite please. No triflers or other rude objects.

My Ideal Person: Am looking for myself....incredible in all things and then some...... If you think yer hot.... yer not.. So drop dead and give me a break!