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Introduction
We are fat, ugly, rude, full of DRAMA and socially unacceptable. That being said, if you like sitting on the porch in the evening watching the Bug Zapper and guzzling beer, then you are a couple for us.
My Ideal Person Looking for incredibly sexy people who share our interests in Greased pig chasing, Nude Midget Mud Wrestling, and beer swilling. We have recently developed an interest in Midget Tossing and oddly enough Finger Painting......go figure.
My Ideal Person Looking for incredibly sexy people who share our interests in Greased pig chasing, Nude Midget Mud Wrestling, and beer swilling. We have recently developed an interest in Midget Tossing and oddly enough Finger Painting......go figure.
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Hanah Montanna ..lol NOT
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Again, too small a space. Ask and maybe we will tell you.
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Fisting, Massage, Love a good D.P.
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Pidge - Tom Selleck, What's not to like about Tom? Jeff
- Amber Tamblyn, Gotta love them sexy red heads.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.
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Information
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Bi-sexual
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women) |
Marital Status: | Separated | ||
Swinger Type: | Sex with others | ||
Speaks: | English, none | ||
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. | ||
Want Children: | No | ||
Our Trophy Case: | |||
His |
Her |
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Birthdate: | July 27, 1962 | January 10, 1968 |
Hometown: | Fairfax, Virginia, United States | San Antonio, Texas, United States |
Relocate?: | No | No |
Height: | 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm | 5 ft 6 in |
Body Type: | A little extra padding | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker | I'm a non-smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I use some recreational drugs | I use some recreational drugs |
Education: | Associate degree (2 years college) | Some college |
Occupation: | Retired | Works to support Him |
Race: | Caucasian | Caucasian |
Religion: | Jewish | Protestant |
Male Endowment: | Average/Average | N/A |
Circumcised: | Yes | N/A |
Bra Size: | N/A | 36 / 80 B |