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Husband Down! 15-07-2010
Husband Down
A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.
The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their
cart.
'What do you think you're doing?' asks the
wife.
'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans, '
he replies.
'Put them back, we can't afford them, ' demands
the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few ...
0 Reacties, 27 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.25 Score
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Corporate shake up 22-03-2009
If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before
getting the facts and thinking things through, you will
love this!
Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shakeup,
hired a new CEO. The new boss was determined to rid the company
of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning
on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know ...
2 Reacties, 41 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,5.49 Score
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Functionerings gesprek.. 18-03-2009
Ik, de penis, verzoek bij deze om een salarisverhoging
en wel om de volgende redenen:
* Ik verricht lichamelijke arbeid; * Ik werk in grote dieptes; * Bij alles wat ik doe ga ik als eerste met mijn hoofd naar
binnen; * Ik heb in de weekenden en met feestdagen geen vrij; * Ik werk in een vochtige omgeving; * Ik krijg overwerk niet betaald; * Ik werk op een donkere werkplek waar weinig tot ...
1 Reacties, 37 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.80 Score
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Vergeet je condooms niet :P 06-03-2009
Een Verhaal met Moraal
Mijn vriendin en ik waren al meer dan een jaar met elkaar
en besloten het erop te wagen. De huwelijksdatum werd vastgelegd, maar er was 1 ding dat
mij parten bleef spelen, haar bloedmooie zusje.
Mijn toekomstige schoonzusje was 22, droeg ultrakorte
minirokjes en liep gewoonlijk zonder beha. Als ze in mijn buurt was, gebeurde het regelmatig dat ze
zich ...
4 Reacties, 87 Bezichtigingen,
12 Stemmen
,5.10 Score
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Vleigtuig 03-02-2009
Zit ik laatst in het vliegtuig met naast mij een vrouw. Ik vraag haar of zij misschien voor het raam wil zitten.
Waarop zij zegt: Nee dankjewel ik ben op vakantie
3 Reacties, 141 Bezichtigingen,
13 Stemmen
,3.98 Score
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clubhuis 13-11-2008
Weetje wat het kleinste clubhuis ter wereld is ?
Een condoom, er kan maar één lid in......... ........................................................................................................
en hij moet nog staan ook !!!
( erg flauw maar dat moet kunnen niet ? )
0 Reacties, 22 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.25 Score
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enkeltje afrika 03-11-2006
Er zit een meisje in een café nogal sip te kijken en te zuchten.
Een jongen gaat naar haar toe, en vraagt wat er aan de hand
is. 'Nou, ' zegt het meisje, 'ik zou zo graag
mijn zus eens bezoeken in Zuid-Afrika, maar de bootreis
is veel te duur.' 'O, maar dat komt goed uit, '
zegt de jongen, 'want ik ben matroos. Ik wil je best
in mijn plunjezak het schip op smokkelen.' 'Dat
zou geweldig ...
1 Reacties, 209 Bezichtigingen,
23 Stemmen
,4.76 Score
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stijve nek 30-08-2006
twee manne komen elkaar tegen, zegt de een tegen de ander:
ik heb een stijve nek.
Vraagt de andere:hoe komt dt?
Ik heb een viagra genomen?
De ander kijkt hem vragend aan????
Ik ben wel vergeten hem door te slikken!!!!
Haha
0 Reacties, 75 Bezichtigingen,
11 Stemmen
,1.67 Score
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Carnaval 04-04-2006
Er komt een spiernaakte vrouw een cafe binnenlopen. De
kastelein zegt: "Mevrouw, wat komt u doen?"
Zegt ze: "Ik kom voor het carnaval." "Maar
voor het carnaval moet je je toch verkleden?"
Zegt ze: "Nou, dat is m'n kleding."
Zegt de kastelein: "Wie ben je dan wel?"
Zegt ze: "Ik? Ik ben Adam."
"Adam? En je hebt helemaal geen pielemoos..."
Zegt ze: "Nee, maar die krijg ik wel als ik ...
2 Reacties, 199 Bezichtigingen,
27 Stemmen
,2.50 Score
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Op de camping 04-04-2006
Drie vrouwen zijn op de camping in de kantine geweest. Ze
hebben een borreltje op en lopen gearmd terug naar de caravan.
Onderweg struikelen ze bijna over een stomdronken kerel
die op de grond ligt.
Zegt de eerste vrouw: "Nou, dat is mijn Jan niet, want
dat zie ik aan z'n oren."
Zegt de tweede vrouw: "Nou, dat is mijn Piet niet,
want dat zie ik aan z'n neus."
De derde vrouw maakt de ...
3 Reacties, 194 Bezichtigingen,
23 Stemmen
,3.24 Score
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Just for points 21-11-2021
👍
1 Reacties, 14 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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Meeting on a train 02-10-2021
A couple of bi curious guys met on AdultFriendFinder, they chatted
for a while and decided they would meet on a train, fourth
carriage they agreed on the am to Euston, one said you
will recognise I will have my lunch in a bright green lunch
box. <br><br>
They came across each other on the train sitting next to
each other, onw said "shit I cannot wait, I need to
fuck you now", the other ...
0 Reacties, 70 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.41 Score
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Paddy & Mick go hunting.... 02-10-2021
Paddy and Mick met on a hookup site, they were both mid 30's
& Bi curious but also married so neither could host,
they arranged a short hunting trip so as not to draw suspiscion
from their wives. <br><br>
Meeting in the woods they set of to experiment and fool around
for a bit, arriving a small clearing by a stream Mick declared
"this will do nicely get your cock ...
0 Reacties, 33 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,5.20 Score
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Something new something different 25-08-2021
After lunch Sara sat reading when George walked in. He made
small talk as he moved around the kitchen. Clomp, clomp,
clomp of his new boots as he moved around and yet he received
no failed to get a response from Sara. Determined to get a response from her he left the kitchen
and and disrobed with the exception of his new boots. Clomp,
clomp, clomp as he moved around again making small talk.
Once ...
0 Reacties, 50 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.12 Score
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Bad Luck 02-05-2021
An old sailor was out walking on the dock one day when he met
a former ship mate of his. They had not seen each other for many years so they had much
to talk about and many old memories to renew. After some time, one said to the other, "If you don’t
mind my saying so, you don’t look very good, you must have
experienced some bad luck." <br><br>
"Yes, " the other ...
0 Reacties, 96 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,4.12 Score
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How do you get a Nun pregnant 22-04-2021
You fuck her!
0 Reacties, 38 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,5.00 Score
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Shark lesions. 31-03-2021
The young shark swam up to his dad and said, “Dad I want
to do something fun today!” The dad turned and asked his
son, “Do you see that capsized ship and the people in the water over there?” The son turned
and said yes. The dad replied, “well were going to swim over there and while swimming around those
people we are going to show them the tip of our fins.” The
son, excited followed ...
2 Reacties, 114 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.81 Score
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They say this is how it works 07-02-2021
They say you do this for .. I hope its true
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Not coming back 29-01-2021
She told me that we couldn;t afford beer anymore and I'd
have to quit. Then I caught her spending $65. on her makeup.
And I asked her how I had to give up stuff and she didn't.
She said she needed the make up to look pretty for me. I told
her that was what the beer was for. I don't think she
is coming back.
1 Reacties, 54 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,4.02 Score
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Just for points, that all 22-01-2021
Just for , that all
2 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
0 Stemmen
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Sally 05-01-2021
Little Sally arrived home from school one afternoon and
told her mother that Frankie Robinson had been showing
his penis while on the playground that morning. Before
the mother could respond, Sally said, it reminded me of
a peanut. Now with a little smirk on her face mother said
you mean that it was tiny? No, remarked Sally. It was salty
.
1 Reacties, 85 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,4.50 Score
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Points 23-12-2020
Just for points, that all
0 Reacties, 9 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,5.20 Score
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how many times do you tickle an octopus 21-12-2020
10 tickles
1 Reacties, 38 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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the interview 08-12-2020
a man is called into the interview from the waiting room
and immediately notices that the man interviewing, has
no ears. Throughout the interview he can't help but
keep looking at the man's missing ears. At the end,
the interviewer asked; do you notice something about me?
The man answered, you have no ears. Obviously displeased,
the interviewer said, sorry but you won't be a fit for ...
0 Reacties, 147 Bezichtigingen,
5 Stemmen
,3.80 Score
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The Man 03-12-2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Reacties, 132 Bezichtigingen,
1 Stemmen
,2.40 Score
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The Man 03-12-2020
A husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You
Can Be THE Man in Your House". He stormed out to his
wife in the kitchen and announced "From now on I'm
running this show, and my word will be law. You'll prepare
me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm done eating
it, you'll serve me a scrumptious dessert. After dinner
you're going upstairs with me, and ...
0 Reacties, 58 Bezichtigingen,
2 Stemmen
,3.81 Score
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Speeding Ticket 26-11-2020
A man was driving down a dark road one evening. It was late
and there were no other cars on the road. He decided to see
how fast his car would go. As he mashed the accelerator he
felt the car lurch forward with power. As he got up to 90mph
he passed under a bridge. Before long there were red and
blue lights in his rearview, so the man pulls over and gets
all his legal documents together. The ...
3 Reacties, 166 Bezichtigingen,
6 Stemmen
,3.37 Score
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Funny one 🤔😂 03-11-2020
There was a person. They were two. A short, an average and
a tall. The first say to the fourth. What do you want or an
apple? The next day it was raining...lol 🤷♂️
<br><br>
[image]...
1 Reacties, 66 Bezichtigingen,
3 Stemmen
,0.49 Score
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blonde wife 22-09-2020
One winter morning in Syracuse a husband and his blonde
wife were listening to the radio during breakfast. They
heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered
side of the street, so the snowplows can get through...
So the good wife went and moved her car. <br><br>
<br><br>
A week later while they ...
2 Reacties, 188 Bezichtigingen,
7 Stemmen
,5.08 Score
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Turn about is fair play 22-09-2020
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the
aisles. The sales notices him and asks him if she can
help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons
for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few
minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and
a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, 'Sir,
I thought...you were looking 4 tampons 4 ur ...
1 Reacties, 128 Bezichtigingen,
4 Stemmen
,3.63 Score
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