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JUSTLQQKING00
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DO CATS STUTTER? (week #10 1/14/08)
Subject: Do cats stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.

A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.

"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler who lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!

"That must've been scary", said the teacher.

"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty went, 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff' ........

and before she could say "Fuck," the Rottweiler ate her!"


Smile, it's the second-best thing you can do with your lips!

rm_imready559
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man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over
sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... he
in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
t he closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. '
' I have a better idea, ' she replied. ' Just for tonight, let's just
pretend that we're married. '
' Wow! That's a great idea! ' he exclaimed!
' Good, ' she replied... ' Get your own FU@#ING blanket. '
After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.

JUSTLQQKING00
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Too funny 'imready' That would pretty much be typical.


Smile, it's the second-best thing you can do with your lips!
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